Last night, Jayman and I had a rousing good time entertaining the masses on the IWS Black Saturday Radio show, as we kicked off yet another year of the War on Christmas.
From the beginning of our intro song, to our final thoughts, one hot lady was on our minds throughout the broadcast.
That lady would be former Miss America, full-time Christian, and Fox and Friends keystone of intellect and insight, Gretchen Carlson...
As we begin the Christmas season, we at IWS raise a toast to the Maiden of Messianic Merchandising, who refuses to silence her God-given tongue in speaking out against those in the form of Atheists, Secularists, and Festivus followers who choose to diss the Holy Baby Jeebus...
She's hot...She's heavenly, and somehow, she graduated from Stanford...She's Gretchen Carlson...
And we love her.
Cheers, and let the Baby Jeebus-Hatin' Barbarians be stopped at the gates.
Matt-Man
From the beginning of our intro song, to our final thoughts, one hot lady was on our minds throughout the broadcast.
That lady would be former Miss America, full-time Christian, and Fox and Friends keystone of intellect and insight, Gretchen Carlson...
As we begin the Christmas season, we at IWS raise a toast to the Maiden of Messianic Merchandising, who refuses to silence her God-given tongue in speaking out against those in the form of Atheists, Secularists, and Festivus followers who choose to diss the Holy Baby Jeebus...
She's hot...She's heavenly, and somehow, she graduated from Stanford...She's Gretchen Carlson...
And we love her.
Cheers, and let the Baby Jeebus-Hatin' Barbarians be stopped at the gates.
Matt-Man
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