Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Matt's Top Fives

Cheer Bitches!!  Matt-Man here for IWS...

Now many of you know that Jayman did a series of lists yesterday highlighting his five top favorite things within a number of different categories of life, so...

Because he says that sharing this info is helpful in getting to know us, and well, it's an easy post to do...

I give you my five favorite things in many of the same categories that Jayman offered up yesterday.

Five Favorite Horror Movies:

1.  The Exorcist
2.  The Omen
3.  Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
4.  Halloween
5.  The Screaming Skull (so bad, it’s good.)

Five Favorite TV Shows of All-Time:

1.  Seinfeld
2.  Fawlty Towers
3.  Star Trek (the original)
4.  Keeping Up Appearances
5.  M*A*S*H (the pre-Major Winchester years)

Five Favorite Comedy Movies:

1.  Napoleon Dynamite
2.  Young Frankenstein
3.  Airplane!
4.  Princess Bride
5.  Tommy Boy

Five Favorite Comedians:

1.  Chris Rock
2.  Denis Leary
3.  Joey Goodbar
4.  Steven Wright
5.  Andrew “Dice” Clay (see note for The Screaming Skull under Horror Movies)

Five Favorite Foods:

1.  Cheeseburgers/Loosemeat Sandwiches
2.  Liver and Onions (no, I’m not kidding)
3.  Pizza
4.  Crab Cakes
5.  Prime Rib…the rarer the better.

Five Favorite Beers:

1.  Steel Reserve
2.  Milwaukee’s Best Light
3.  Mickey’s Malt Liquor
4.  Amstel Light
5.  Harp

Five Favorite Vegetables:

1.  Potatoes
2.  Lima Beans
3.  Peas
4.  Carrots
5.  Spinach

Five Favorite Wines:

1.  Wild Irish Rose (Red)
2.  McWilliams Shiraz (2007)
3.  Wild Irish Rose (Wild Fruit with Ginseng)
4.  Gnarly Head
5.  Wild Irish Rose (Green Apple)

Five Favorite U.S. Presidents:

1.  James Madison
2.  Teddy Roosevelt
3.  Bill Clinton
4.  Thomas Jefferson
5.  Millard Fillmore

Five Favorite NFL Players of All-Time:

1.  John Riggins
2.  Anthony Munoz
3.  Darren Sproles
4.  Fred Cox
5.  Ken Stabler

Five Favorite Female Singers of All-Time:

1.  Dolores O’Riordan  (The Cranberries)
2.  Chrissie Hynde
3.  Dusty Springfield
4.  Pat Benatar
5.  Pink

Five Favorite Rock Bands of All-Time:

1.  The Cars
2.  Green Day
3.  Scorpions
4.  Lynyrd Skynyrd
5.  Moody Blues

What?  Neither Jayman nor I picked, The Beatles?  Fuck them…overrated Anglo hacks!!

Anyhoo…

Jayman and I covered the Chick-fil-A/Gay Marriage controversy on Blog Talk Radio Wednesday, and if you missed it live, you can catch all the hilarity and poignancy of our points by listening in archives via the BTR Fun Machine:

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