Matt Said, Jay Said XLIII

Matt talks, Jay talks, You listen.

Matt: Is this the person to whom I am speaking?
Jay: No
Matt: Then could you get the person to whom I am speaking please?
Jay: *sigh* I hate role playing with you … Hold on.

Jay: Holaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Matt: There you are!
Jay: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Matt: Oh I wish you could see this
Jay:  What?
Matt: One of my neighbors is carrying a tire into his apartment
Jay: Just a tire?
Matt: Yeah, it’s on the rim too.
Jay: Where’s the car it came off of?
Matt: I don’t know! Every car has four tires that I can see.
Jay: Well that’s odd.
Matt: Oh! Now his woman is outside yelling at him through the door.
Jay: At least we know whose car that tire came off of now.
Matt: This is way better than reality TV.
Jay: Damn right! Crazy neighbors are always fun.

Matt: So what are we gonna talk about on Sunday?
Jay: I dunno
Matt: Me either
Jay: There isn’t much going on
Matt: Well, it IS Father’s Day?
Jay: Yeahhhhhhhh
Matt: But, everyone will be talking about Father’s Day
Jay: Exactly. And my dad was a shitty father.
Matt: That would be a GREAT SHOW!
Jay: Ha! Probably.
Matt: We need something different from everyone else though.
Jay: Well, your entertaining neighbors would be a good show.
Matt: Oh yeah! Apartment living stories!
Jay: Life in the Hood!
Matt: What do you think Schmoop? Life in the Hood?
Schmoop: I love it!
Matt: Schmoop loves it, so …
Jay: So “Life in the Hood” it is!
Matt: There we go.
Jay: Wacky neighbors.
Matt: Stupid landlords.
Jay: Hookers
Matt: Drug dealers
Jay: Busybodies
Matt: Loudmouths
Jay: Oh this will be great
Matt: Should be no problem coming up with lots of good stories.

Jay: Oh look is about to have a show
Matt: I gotta listen to that
Jay: Why?
Matt: To punish myself. It’s a Catholic thing.
Jay: Have fun
Matt: Hold on, I can’t remember my password on my old BTR account
Jay: Ha!
Matt: Or my sign in. Damn.
Jay: That might be a problem.
Matt: Okay, they sent me the password.
Jay: That was nice of them
Matt: So now how do I get to his show?
Jay: Well, I would just click the link he just Tweeted
Matt: You assho … You’re gonna put this on Matt Said, Jay Said, aren’t you?
Jay: Oh yeah!

So, be sure to tune in on Sunday at 12 Noon ET for “Life in the Hood” on I’m With Stupid. And, call in at 661.244.9852 and tell us your best apartment living stories!

And to pass the time until that show, check out our Wacky Wednesday show which was full of witty banter and sexy callers!

Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

Carrie Underwood biography and beautiful pictures

Carrie Underwood biography & picture, Carrie Underwood hot Bikini Photos, Carrie Underwood hollywood actress photos, Carrie Underwood hot stills, Carrie Underwood hot wallpapers

Carrie Underwood biography :

Carrie Marie Underwood (born March 10, 1983) is an American country singer-songwriter and actress who rose to fame as the winner of the fourth season of American Idol, in 2005.Underwood was inducted into and became a member of the Grand Ole Opry in 2008.Her second album, Carnival Ride, was released on October 23, 2007. It has sold over 3 million copies as of January 2010, being certified 3 times Platinum, and produced four consecutive number one hits on the Billboard Hot Country Songs. Underwood released her third album, Play On, on November 3, 2009.

Mini biography :

Underwood was born to Stephen and Carole Underwood on March 10, 1983, in Muskogee, Oklahoma. She was raised on her parents' farm in the rural town of Checotah, Oklahoma.She later sang for local events in Checotah, including Old Settler's Day and the Lion's Club.She also waited tables at a pizzeria, worked at a zoo, and at a veterinary clinic. Underwood is an alumna of the Alpha Iota chapter of Sigma Sigma Sigma sorority.

In the summer of 2004, Underwood auditioned for American Idol in St. Louis, Missouri. After she sang "Could've Been" by Tiffany on the top 12 girls night, judge Simon Cowell commented that she would be one of the favorites to win the competition.She gained a fan base known as "Carrie's Care Bears" during the course of the show. During the final, she sang with Rascal Flatts their song "Bless the Broken Road". Underwood became the fourth season winner on May 25, 2005.

Carrie Underwood Pics

Carrie Underwood Pics

Carrie Underwood Picture

Carrie Underwood Picture