Matt-Man neuvottelut, Jayman neuvottelut, You kuunnella.
Matt: “Are you stalking me?”
Jay: “No.”
Matt: “Why not?”
Jay: “It wouldn’t be much of a challenge.”
Matt: “I am pretty regular.”
Jay: “And it’s important to stay that way.”
Matt: “Yes, but things are a bit liquidy right now with this cold.”
Jay: “Thanks for sharing that you sick fuck.”
Jay: “No.”
Matt: “Why not?”
Jay: “It wouldn’t be much of a challenge.”
Matt: “I am pretty regular.”
Jay: “And it’s important to stay that way.”
Matt: “Yes, but things are a bit liquidy right now with this cold.”
Jay: “Thanks for sharing that you sick fuck.”
Matt: “So how’s you?”
Jay: “A little gassy, but not bad otherwise. You?”
Matt: “Much better. Actually made $20 in tips tonight.”
Jay: “Damn! Some strippers don’t make that.”
Matt: “A man and wife gave me a $5 tip.”
Jay: “That’s cool that the swingers thought you were cute.”
Matt: “My biggest tip ever from someone who was sober.”
Jay: “Sober people are rarely generous.”
Matt: “Or funny.”
Jay: “A little gassy, but not bad otherwise. You?”
Matt: “Much better. Actually made $20 in tips tonight.”
Jay: “Damn! Some strippers don’t make that.”
Matt: “A man and wife gave me a $5 tip.”
Jay: “That’s cool that the swingers thought you were cute.”
Matt: “My biggest tip ever from someone who was sober.”
Jay: “Sober people are rarely generous.”
Matt: “Or funny.”
Jay: “I think I’ll put up my Christmas tree today.”
Matt: “You should! Maybe it would make you a better person.”
Jay: “Not likely, but I’ll see if it does.”
Matt: “We keep ours up year round.”
Jay: “I know, and it’s a very clever home décor idea.”
Matt: “And, that’s why I’m such a pleasant person all the time.”
Jay: “Yeah? Well, if you say so.”
Matt: “What are you saying?”
Jay: “Oh nothing.”
Matt: “Don’t be hurtful.”
Matt: “You should! Maybe it would make you a better person.”
Jay: “Not likely, but I’ll see if it does.”
Matt: “We keep ours up year round.”
Jay: “I know, and it’s a very clever home décor idea.”
Matt: “And, that’s why I’m such a pleasant person all the time.”
Jay: “Yeah? Well, if you say so.”
Matt: “What are you saying?”
Jay: “Oh nothing.”
Matt: “Don’t be hurtful.”
Matt: “We got a hit on your Christmas post from Nigeria.”
Jay: “Where they’re always dreaming of a White Christmas.”
Matt: “Or a piece of bread.”
Jay: “Maybe some clean water to drink.”
Matt: “Dare to dream.”
Jay: “Our vast and diverse world-wide audience continues to expand.”
Matt: “Much like the universe itself.”
Jay: “You’re very deep today.”
Matt: “I’m deep every day.”
Jay: “Just not all day every day.”
Matt: “Not at my age.”
Jay: “Where they’re always dreaming of a White Christmas.”
Matt: “Or a piece of bread.”
Jay: “Maybe some clean water to drink.”
Matt: “Dare to dream.”
Jay: “Our vast and diverse world-wide audience continues to expand.”
Matt: “Much like the universe itself.”
Jay: “You’re very deep today.”
Matt: “I’m deep every day.”
Jay: “Just not all day every day.”
Matt: “Not at my age.”
Jay: “So, I was thinking we should do a show about Writing this week.”
Matt: “Brilliant idea!”
Jay: “We can talk about books, writers and even our writing efforts.”
Matt: “And different writing styles.”
Jay: “And the old ‘Is blogging writing?’ idiocy.”
Matt: “Ugh. That one pisses me off.”
Jay: “Okay then. Writing it is!”
Matt: “It will be HUGE!”
Matt: “Brilliant idea!”
Jay: “We can talk about books, writers and even our writing efforts.”
Matt: “And different writing styles.”
Jay: “And the old ‘Is blogging writing?’ idiocy.”
Matt: “Ugh. That one pisses me off.”
Jay: “Okay then. Writing it is!”
Matt: “It will be HUGE!”
So, be sure to tune into I’m With Stupid’s “On Writing” episode tonight and even call in and talk about your writing or favorite writers or whatever.
