Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Saturday, June 2, 2012
IWS Babe of the Week...It's Raining Men
It’s Sunday , so it’s IWS Babe of the Week Day, however…
We’re changing it up a bit and giving the ladies a little eye candy this Sunday, because on today’s IWS radio show at Noon ET, Matt-Man and Jayman will be asking:
“What Do Women Want?”
Perhaps some of you women enjoy refined, dignified, and more than slightly experienced uber-men like Sean Connery…
Or, perhaps some women go all 180 and prefer a pretty little, wo-man-teen-boy like Justin Bieber…
Then again…
Maybe you like a sense of humor, so you opt for a caring, yet funny man, like Chris Rock…
Or these two funny guys…
Some women, like many men, are turned on by scholarly types, like Stephen Hawking…
Or of course, America’s Libertarian genius, Glenn Beck…
Some women, shallowly like to hear whatever they want, and in that case, Mitt Romney is a fine choice…
Of course, some women like the bad boy types and want to hang out with sexy criminals who are trying to destroy America, like this foreign-born terrorist…
Then again, some women just want plain, down to Earth, sexy like George Clooney…
What’s not to like? He’s cool.
But in order to find out what women truly want in a man, you need to join us live on IWS Radio today at Noon ET, as Matt and Jay ask, “What Do Women Want?”
It’s gonna be a huge show, so ladies…you better have your Glenn Beck/Stephen Hawking loving asses listening and calling in at 661.244.9852, and tell us what you want.
Until today at Noon ET…
Cheers!!
.
We’re changing it up a bit and giving the ladies a little eye candy this Sunday, because on today’s IWS radio show at Noon ET, Matt-Man and Jayman will be asking:
“What Do Women Want?”
Perhaps some of you women enjoy refined, dignified, and more than slightly experienced uber-men like Sean Connery…
Or, perhaps some women go all 180 and prefer a pretty little, wo-man-teen-boy like Justin Bieber…
Maybe you like a sense of humor, so you opt for a caring, yet funny man, like Chris Rock…
Or these two funny guys…
Some women, like many men, are turned on by scholarly types, like Stephen Hawking…
Or of course, America’s Libertarian genius, Glenn Beck…
Some women, shallowly like to hear whatever they want, and in that case, Mitt Romney is a fine choice…
Of course, some women like the bad boy types and want to hang out with sexy criminals who are trying to destroy America, like this foreign-born terrorist…
Then again, some women just want plain, down to Earth, sexy like George Clooney…
What’s not to like? He’s cool.
But in order to find out what women truly want in a man, you need to join us live on IWS Radio today at Noon ET, as Matt and Jay ask, “What Do Women Want?”
It’s gonna be a huge show, so ladies…you better have your Glenn Beck/Stephen Hawking loving asses listening and calling in at 661.244.9852, and tell us what you want.
Until today at Noon ET…
Cheers!!
.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Monday, February 6, 2012
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
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Tuesday, November 8, 2011
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Thursday, October 13, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Justin Bieber...I Want to be a Young Dad...Or Something
Peace In, IWS fans. Justin Bieber here to tell you what I told Women’s Wear Daily the other day:By 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family…I want to be a young dad.
Yeah that’s right. I know. You’re probably thinking…
“Justin Bieber!? A seventeen year old international superstar wants to chuck it all in just a few years and start a family?”
Listen up, listen up, listen uuuuuuup…Yeah, I do, and let me tell you. Even for somebody as famous and adored as me, it’s not going to be easy.
First of all, I’ll have to find someone who at 25 or so is also ready to settle down. Who wants to settle down and marry at age 25? It’s not like we’re living in the 80’s anymore.
Some have speculated that perhaps Selena Gomez and I will still be together and ready to start a family. C’mon peeps, let’s all publicly acknowledge the 800 pound gorilla named Brice that sits in my dressing room.
Sel-Go may be hot and all that, but she lacks that one important thing the Biebster truly needs in a life partner…Gorilla Meat…and The Biebster is aching for some Shaka Zulu Jungle Love.
What? You’re shocked? Jesus Christ…I’m GAY, folks. I am as queer as a firm, thick, North Pole winter’s night is lonnnng.
Look at me for Godssakes…
I look just like MSNBC talking head lesbian Rachel Maddow…
Only prettier.
Why do you think I told Women’s Wear Daily that by the time I am 25 that I want to start LOOKING for a family? I can’t physically have my own kids; I’ll have to shop around and buy them.
Hell, even if I could physically have kids, I wouldn’t, because the Biebster ain’t having no stretch marks on this boy toy body.
I know…I know…The Biebster has been hanging out with manly mac daddies like Usher and the such, how the hell could I be gay? It’s who I am, and after all, I am Canadian, so…well…you know.
So, what have we learned? I’m gay. I want to settle down by the time I’m 25, and I want to be a young mom dad mom. That’s my dream.
Please don’t shatter or ridicule The Biebster’s dream.
I mean sure, being an international sensation is great, but it can’t compare to the high I’ll get when I trade recipes and engage in catty talk with other soccer moms, as I watch my perfect kids score a goal or two.
The roar of an appreciative crowd is a great sound, but to me, the greatest sound of all will be to hear the pitter patter of little feet running around as my man looks at me and says, “C’mere, my little pet goat.”
Mmmmmmmmm. Me likey.
Peace Out,
The Future Justina Bieber
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