Matt talar. Jay talar. Þú hlusta.
Matt: Who is this? How’d you get this number? Are you looking for Schmoop? Well, she isn--
Jay: Dumb fuck.
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: I feel exceedingly average this evening, which for me, is top notch.
Matt: That’s good. I’m feeling to be about a C+ myself.
Jay: So I guess our show topic for Sunday is already de factorally set for us.
Matt: Yeah, and by the way, I love it when you speak, Latin-torally.
Jay: Well you did refer to me as, better than Cicero the other day.
Matt: Yeah, but I was kidd---
Jay: No. No. I have you saying that live on air and your statement is now and forever laid upon, and contained within, the audio of the IWS radio archives.
Matt: Okay very good. You cogito; ergo you sum.
Jay: Damn right and a guten tag to you too, Mister. Now, on this Sunday’s Mothers’ Day Show, I think…
(type, type, type)
Jay: Are you typing while we are prepinating? That’s kinda rude dude, but I’m sure in your world it is of the “utmost importance.” Dear God.
Matt: I was responding to a message from Tamra.
Jay: Our Tamra?
Matt: Yes. THE Tamra.
Jay: Oh. Well then…that is perfectly acceptable. What is she saying?
Matt: She says that she has new pictures up.
Jay: Quick!!
Jay and Matt: To the Facebook Machine!!
Matt and Jay: We’ve seen those already. Rats!!
Jay: Oh well her pics are always worth a second look…and a third…and a fourth…
Matt: Mmmmmmmm. Are we going to be talking about hot mothers on our Mother’s Day Show this Sunday?
Jay: Dude…Do you really need to ask that question?
Matt: What was I thinking, of course we are.
Jay: Annnnnd…We can talk about the best moms.
Matt: The worst moms.
Jay: Step-Moms.
Matt: And of course, our moms.
Jay: True Dat.
Matt: I tell ya Jayman…If folks don’t listen to our Mother’s Day Show on Blog Talk Radio at Noon ET, it’s as if they are virtually bitch slapping their own mamas.
Jay: And if they do that, that makes them, personas non gravitas.
Matt: Uh-huh…exactly. Talk to you Sunday at Noon. Later, Cicero.
Jay: Danke, and Bon Voyage!!
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Matt: Who is this? How’d you get this number? Are you looking for Schmoop? Well, she isn--
Jay: Dumb fuck.
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: I feel exceedingly average this evening, which for me, is top notch.
Matt: That’s good. I’m feeling to be about a C+ myself.
Jay: So I guess our show topic for Sunday is already de factorally set for us.
Matt: Yeah, and by the way, I love it when you speak, Latin-torally.
Jay: Well you did refer to me as, better than Cicero the other day.
Matt: Yeah, but I was kidd---
Jay: No. No. I have you saying that live on air and your statement is now and forever laid upon, and contained within, the audio of the IWS radio archives.
Matt: Okay very good. You cogito; ergo you sum.
Jay: Damn right and a guten tag to you too, Mister. Now, on this Sunday’s Mothers’ Day Show, I think…
(type, type, type)
Jay: Are you typing while we are prepinating? That’s kinda rude dude, but I’m sure in your world it is of the “utmost importance.” Dear God.
Matt: I was responding to a message from Tamra.
Jay: Our Tamra?
Matt: Yes. THE Tamra.
Jay: Oh. Well then…that is perfectly acceptable. What is she saying?
Matt: She says that she has new pictures up.
Jay: Quick!!
Jay and Matt: To the Facebook Machine!!
Matt and Jay: We’ve seen those already. Rats!!
Jay: Oh well her pics are always worth a second look…and a third…and a fourth…Matt: Mmmmmmmm. Are we going to be talking about hot mothers on our Mother’s Day Show this Sunday?
Jay: Dude…Do you really need to ask that question?
Matt: What was I thinking, of course we are.
Jay: Annnnnd…We can talk about the best moms.
Matt: The worst moms.
Jay: Step-Moms.
Matt: And of course, our moms.
Jay: True Dat.
Matt: I tell ya Jayman…If folks don’t listen to our Mother’s Day Show on Blog Talk Radio at Noon ET, it’s as if they are virtually bitch slapping their own mamas.
Jay: And if they do that, that makes them, personas non gravitas.
Matt: Uh-huh…exactly. Talk to you Sunday at Noon. Later, Cicero.
Jay: Danke, and Bon Voyage!!
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