Matt Said, Jay Said XXXVIII

Matt talar. Jay talar. Þú hlusta.

Matt:  Who is this?  How’d you get this number?  Are you looking for Schmoop?  Well, she isn--

Jay:  Dumb fuck.

Matt:  How the hell are ya?

Jay:  I feel exceedingly average this evening, which for me, is top notch.

Matt:  That’s good.  I’m feeling to be about a C+ myself.

Jay:  So I guess our show topic for Sunday is already de factorally set for us.

Matt:  Yeah, and by the way, I love it when you speak, Latin-torally.

Jay:  Well you did refer to me as, better than Cicero the other day.

Matt:  Yeah, but I was kidd---

Jay:  No. No.  I have you saying that live on air and your statement is now and forever laid upon, and contained within, the audio of the IWS radio archives.

Matt:  Okay very good.  You cogito; ergo you sum.

Jay:  Damn right and a guten tag to you too, Mister.  Now, on this Sunday’s Mothers’ Day Show, I think…

(type, type, type)

Jay:  Are you typing while we are prepinating?  That’s kinda rude dude, but I’m sure in your world it is of the “utmost importance.”  Dear God.

Matt:  I was responding to a message from Tamra.

Jay:  Our Tamra?

Matt:  Yes.  THE Tamra.

Jay:  Oh.  Well then…that is perfectly acceptable.  What is she saying?

Matt:  She says that she has new pictures up.

Jay:  Quick!!

Jay and Matt:  To the Facebook Machine!!

Matt and Jay:  We’ve seen those already.  Rats!!

Jay:  Oh well her pics are always worth a second look…and a third…and a fourth…

Matt:  Mmmmmmmm.  Are we going to be talking about hot mothers on our Mother’s Day Show this Sunday?

Jay:  Dude…Do you really need to ask that question?

Matt:  What was I thinking, of course we are.

Jay:  Annnnnd…We can talk about the best moms.

Matt:  The worst moms.

Jay:  Step-Moms.

Matt:  And of course, our moms.

Jay:  True Dat.

Matt:  I tell ya Jayman…If folks don’t listen to our Mother’s Day Show on Blog Talk Radio at Noon ET, it’s as if they are virtually bitch slapping their own mamas.

Jay:  And if they do that, that makes them, personas non gravitas.

Matt:  Uh-huh…exactly.  Talk to you Sunday at Noon.  Later, Cicero.

Jay:  Danke, and Bon Voyage!!
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IWS Babe of the Week: This Southern Belle Rings Our Chimes!!

When in the course of human events, it be---, blah, blah, blah...

Sorry...

Over the year plus of this website, and longer on the IWS Radio Show, we have propped up, and sang praises to many beautiful women, however this week?

We want to sing the praises of an everyday woman.  A chick who just finds Jayman and myself funny, incredibly charming, and hopefully, HOT!!

I am of course talking about I'm With Stupid's initial Mizz July 4th Independence Day Hottie of 2011, Tamra...

She's not just hot either, she's pretty as hell...well she's prettier than uber woman Ann Romney anyway, and she works...without a net or a staff of fifty...

Tamra practices good hygiene, which is important to us here at I'm With Stupid.  She reminds Jay and Matt-Man to brush their teeth and comb their hair....Well, to remind Jayman to comb his hair.  Matt-Man?  Not so much...

Do you ever get that feeling that you can't decide what to do?  Like you're standing in the middle of the road? Tamra evidently did once, but let me tell ya, she looks good while doing so...

And while Tamra is a fun-loving woman, she can get a bit "attitudinal" when being followed by assholes. That's why for the life of us, we can't understand why she likes Jay and Matt...

And the funny thing?  Matt-Man has never been a fan of, The Ramones, and now he is FAN #1...What's up with that?

And of course, when our radio show was mentioned in Internet Radio Today, who did we ask to appear? That's right...Mizzzzzzzz Tamra...

Oh yeahhhhhhh...Mizz Tamra...Our initial 4th of July Woman, and a chick that keeps settin' off fireworks in our private areas everyday.

She is hot, sweet, and completely awesome.

Here's to Tamra, and here's to the upcoming IWS Radio Show.

Matt and Jay will be riflinfg through their local papers today at Noon ET on I'm With Stupid.  It will be like sitting on the porch with Andy Taylor and Barney Fife.

Join them by listening and/or calling in at 661.244.9852 for a laid back, homespun affair today at Noon ET by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

Oh I forgot...there's a bonus picture...

Matt Said, Jay Said XXI

Matt pale…Jay pale…You, koute.

Matt:  Hellro?
Jay:  Hellooooooo?
Matt and Jay:  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Matt:  How the hell are ya?
Jay:  Oh fine.  I actually slept through the night last night.
Matt:  That’s good.  You still sound plugged up n’shit.
Jay:  I’ll muddle through.  I’m a trooper.
Matt:  Indeed you are.  How’s the ear, van Gogh?
Jay: Better…it only feels like there is a needle in it, once in awhile.

Matt:  So what topic should we bastardize on the show this Sund---
Jay:  Oh no way…
Matt:  What?
Jay:  Geraldo Rivera just said that Trayvon Martin’s wearing of the hoodie was just as responsible for his death as George Zimmerman was.
Matt:  Ha. Funny.
Jay:  No, he really did.
Matt:  What the fuck?  Oh dear God, Rivera is a moron, and in this case, a douchebag as well.

Jay:  Following that logic, the scorn and ridicule cast upon Rick Santorum is due to him wearing sweater vests.
Matt:  Well…It is, partially.
Jay:  Okay, bad analogy.
Matt:  So what we be talking about this Sunday?

Jay:  Well I have several ideas…most of them infantile.
Matt:  Those are the best ones.
Jay:  We can do the Asian Celebration Show…The Hangover Show which we have talked about, or…
Matt:  You sound excited; lay it on me.
Jay:  We could do…are you sitting down?
Matt: No, but go ahead.
Jay:  The Hunger Games Show!!
Matt:  Holy Crap!!  You are a fricking marketing genius.
Jay:  I KNOW, Right!?

Matt: We could talk about the foods and…
Jay:  And other stuff we hunger for.
Matt:  Mmmmmmm…like Tyra Banks.
Jay:  And Tammmmmmra
Matt:  And an obscenely large pizza fully loaded.
Jay:  That’s HOT!!

Matt:  We’ll take your idea, let our show hits coattail on the movie, and talk about what we hunger for in life.
Jay:  Sometimes I hunger for myself when I am this brilliant.
Matt:  We all hunger for you.
Jay:  As I sensed some sarcasm in that reply, we should end our show prep, sine die.
Matt:  Otay, but make sure you wish your Mom a Happy Birthday for me on Saturday.
Jay:  Alright.

Matt:  I’m going to send her a heartfelt birthday wish via e-mail tomorrow as well.
Jay:  You sick fuck.
Matt:  What?

Jay:  You will refrain from being gross and creepy, right?

Matt:  Jay, it’s me, Matt-Man…c’mon.
Jay:  Uh-huh.  Later dude…time to watch Alex Wagner’s eyebrows.
Matt:  Okay Hot Shot.
Jay:  “click, click, click”

Make sure you catch Jayman and Matt-Man Sunday at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio, as they discuss The Hunger Games.  To listen live, click HERE, and as always, share your hunger pangs with them, by calling in at 661.244.9852.

Stupid Never Takes a Holiday

Happy 4^th of July Eve chuckleheads…

Many of you will not only be off today, but tomorrow as well as America celebrates her independence from the wig wearing Brits.

In between the burgers, brats, fireworks, and ice-cold beer, use your down time to listen to the patriotic installment of I’m With Stupid that Jayman and I put on Saturday evening:

Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

You’ll feel like a Yankee Doodle Dandy afterwards. And don’t forget…

You can catch us live on Monday July 4^th at 11 AM EDT once gain as we discuss how our independence is being eroded by anal, self-absorbed, Nanny Staters.

So there you go my fellow Americans…listen to Saturday’s show and join us live tomorrow at 11 AM EDT for our 4^th of July Nanny State show.

To give you something patriotic to look at while listening, I give you the uber-hot Tamra, or as we refer to her…

Mizz Red, White, and Mmmmmmm 2011



Cheers!!

Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com
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An IWS Show Promo and an American Beauty...God Bless America!!

Hi kids and welcome to 4^th of July weekend 2011 !!

It’s time once again when all Americans put aside their political, religious, and choice of beer differences, and celebrate our nation’s birthday.

From the Halls of Minnetonka to the Shores of Tupelo and from the Finger Lakes in Northern California to the Golden Gate of Wall St., Americans will celebrate by grilling genuine American food such as bratwurst, and lighting off Super Happy Golden Showers.

In a word or um…two…USA’ers will be celebrating American Exceptionalism, and…

We at I’m With Stupid are no different.

On tomorrow’s IWS Radio show at 6:30 PM EDT on Blog Talk Radio, we will be discussing all that is great about our country, our history, and...our exceptionalism.

And in order to get you in the mood for the show, I offer you this picture of American Exceptionalism. Ladies and Gents…

I’m With Stupid’s, Mizz Red, White, and Mmmmmmm 2011...

The smoldering and patriotically hot, Tamra:

When she drapes herself in our nation’s banner, my freak flag unfurls and goes straight up the pole.

So join us Saturday at 6:30 PM EDT on Blog Talk Radio for some 4^th of July frivolity on I’m With Stupid.

You can access our radio show page HERE and of course you can always call-in at, 661.244.9852

Jayman and I would like to thank our uber-hot and patriotic friend Tamra for sending us her pics and allowing us to use them.  We will continue to use them often during this weekend of American celebration.

Here’s to America…Here’s to all of you, and most importantly…Here’s to Tamra!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com
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