Jim Davidson Writes A Blog

Best of the Jim Davidson blog

It is pretty much as you would expect, poorly written, filled with hatred for others, stupid comments about skin colour and hilarious for all the wrong reasons.  Jim doesn't know how to turn the spell check on and displays only a fleeting grasp of punctuation.

"Talking of the Olympics… Let’s hope that our black people beat all the other black people!" - Jim Davidson.

I am now so old I can remember when Lenny Henry used to funny, I can't say the same about Jim Davidson though.

Thank You Hater! - by Clever Pie and Isabel Fay

45 Days

Coming soon : 45 Days - The Neil Warnock Story. The gripping tale of a football manager who took over a struggling mid-table Leeds United side and only 45 days later propelled them to struggling mid-table status.

Everything Is Fine

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Racist Flaming Baby Skulls

Cheryl Cole Vs Run DMC - Her US X-Factor Story (Talk This Way)

It Is Forbidden To Kill

Image via Wikipedia"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."


Voltaire

Arty Bollocks Generator

Image via Wikipedia"My work explores the relationship between the tyranny of ageing and life as perfomance.

With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Roy Lichtenstein, new tensions are crafted from both explicit and implicit layers.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of meaning. What starts out as vision soon becomes corrupted into a cacophony of greed, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the inevitability of a new beginning.

As temporal impressions become clarified through diligent and critical practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the inaccuracies of our era."

The Arty Bollocks Generator - this is a win, I can't tell the difference between the guff this throws out and some of the stuff I've been reading in art theory.

Pic - Barcelona Head by Roy Lichtenstein.

(Found by Katherine N.)

Rapture Flowchart

From Peas & Cougars via Eleanor.

I must have been a bit of a hermit this week and didn't know why everyone was talking about the Rapture until I read this story on the BBC. I do feel a bit sorry for this man, he has obviously got the wrong end of the stick and is going to make a complete fool of himself.

Facts You Didn't Know About England

Hate Mail

I might have posted this previously, but hey ho, it's always funny to laugh at the Mail.

AV, It's Not Rocket Science

By Bela Lugosi's Dad over at b3ta.

That's An X In A Box, Not An X--Box, You Muppet

By Benito Vaselini over at b3ta

Vote Jordan

By Emvee over on b3ta

Cheap Flights - Fascinating Aida