Matt Said, Jay Said XXIX

Matt negociações, Jay negociações, You ouvir.

Matt: “Rock me like a hurricane big guy!”
Jay: “I’m not sure I have enough energy for that.”
Matt: “Like a strong spring storm then?”
Jay: “I can handle that.”
Matt: “I bet you can.”
Jay: “I’ll rock you like Mitt is rocking Alabama.”
Matt: “He likes grits.”
Jay: “Y’all.”
Matt: “I bet there won’t be any video of Mitt hugging a black guy this week.”
Jay: “Oh hell no.”

Matt: “You sound a little stopped up.”
Jay: “Allergies and sinuses are killing me.”
Matt: “It’s that time of year.”
Jay: “I’m stopped up, hacking, sneezing, got a headache.”
Matt: “Awww that’s too bad.” *yawns*
Jay: “Did you just yawn?”
Matt: “Noooooo. Not at all. Just a little distracted.”
Jay: “Mmm Hmm”
Matt: “Did you see *name redacted's* new profile pic on Facebook.”
Jay: “No! I better check that out. ... Oh wow! And, an Iron Maiden t-shirt.”
Matt: “She’s just ridiculously cute.”
Jay: “And, she posted a Romones video.”
Matt: “I hate the Ramones, but it doesn’t bother me that she loves them.”
Jay: “How can you hate the Ramones?”
Matt: “Oh, it’s easy.”

Jay: “I’m already tired of hearing about this Kony dude.”
Matt: “Who is this guy.”
Jay: “He’s an African Warlord who uses child soldiers.”
Matt:! “And? That’s not exactly a new thing.”
Jay: “Well, some group is after him and now everyone is on the bandwagon.”
Matt: “It’s probably too full for me to jump on it then.”
Jay: “I thought K-O-N-Y was a radio station in New York.”
Matt: “Stay with us on K-O-N-Y as we rock the night away!”
Jay: “Turns out it’s a country station in Utah.”
Matt: “I bet they spell country with a ‘K’”
Jay: “KONY Kountry is very close to ‘corny’ country.”
Matt: “That I would listen to!”

Matt: “What are we gonna do for Sunday?”
Jay: “Well, we could just hang out and chat.” *yawn*
Matt: “Don’t YOU start that!”
Jay: “I have no control over it.”
Jay: “Anyway, we could talk about Spring, getting ripped off again...”
Matt: “Ripped off?
Jay: “Oh yeah, another one of the big guys stole something from us.”
Matt: “We’re gonna have to do something about this.”
Jay: “We’ll definitely talk about this.”
Matt: “Damn right. We can also update lent, talk about Darryl Parks too.”
Jay: “Right, because he likes us. So does Adrianne Curry.”
Matt: “There’s lots to talk about.”
Jay: “We’ll call it “Sunday Picnic.”
Matt: “I’ll bring the ants.”
Jay: “I hate the outdoors.”
Matt: “Because bugs are yucky?”  
Jay: *shudders* “Yes”
Matt: “Pussy”  

So, there you have it. Don’t forget to listen to I’m With Stupid on Sunday at 12 Noon ET as we have a Sunday Picnic. Remember, if you don’t listen then you hate Jesus and America.

And puppies.

Babe of the Week: Adrianne Curry

IWS is proud to announce that our Babe of the Week this week is none other than Adrianne Curry! Most people know her as either the first America’s Next Top Model. Others know her the former Mrs. Peter Brady. 

And, some of us know her as one of the hottest nerd girls around AND the Queen of Twitter. 

Oh, as there are some people know her from the fact that she has the greatest ass in the history of asses. 

So, congrats Adrianne! I’m sure you will count this as one of your many great achievements! And, the staff of IWS wants you to know that we really love you. 

*Editor's Note: We'd like to welcome everyone who came over from Twitter after Adrianne Tweeted our link. How freaking awesome is she? Seriously, how many celebrities would have done that? Very damn few and Adrianne is the hottest and awesomest of them all!

And, we'd like to invite you to listen to the IWS Podcast in which we mentioned Ms. Curry again this morning along with our Sunday Church Service where we kind of ripped organized religion. Again, thanks for stopping by!

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