Matt Puhuu. Jay Puhuu. You, Kuunnella.
Matt: You’ve reached the Immaturity Help-Line, how may I direct your childish call?
Jay: Hey there TUFF GUY.
Matt: How you doin’, you BAD ASS, you?
Jay: Man, who knew what a draft dodging pussy Ted Nugent was and is?
Matt: Ha Ha…Wait for it…
Jay and Matt: WE DID!!
Matt: Poor tough guy Ted.
Jay: Yeah. The Motor City Fancy Boy couldn’t show up for Vietnam, but he did for our website.
Matt: And for that, we are eternally grateful.
Jay: Or something.
Matt: Hey did you see that we have been getting hits from NBC Universal out of NYC?
Jay: Oh hell yes I did. They probably want to make a sitcom out of us being internet radio stars.
Matt: Probably, but we are so above that type of mindless, ghetto tripe.
Jay: We are?
Matt: No, not really.
Jay: Maybe it’s Tamron Hall who is checking us out.
Matt: In my fantasy life I think you are right, and I just got a boner.
Jay: I’d prefer you keep your erection updates to yourself.
Matt: You know what I can’t keep to myself?
Jay: What’s that, your self-loathing?
Matt: No, no, no…They way we were viciously attacked as being immature, 12 year old boys this week.
Jay: Ohhhh, no kiddin’!! I have spent the week re-examining my inner-self after that, and I’m still pissed.
Matt: Same here.
Jay: We should address this beyond the website.
Matt: Someone needs to go down for that incalcitrant remark.
Jay: I mean…that observation holds no weight.
Matt: IKR? And dig it. I was chatting with a hot babe and she said that she is taking a bath now so she can listen to our show while clean and shiny.
Jay: That’s sweet, but she’ll need another one after listening to us.
Matt: You know what would be really hot?
Jay: Ha Ha…wait for it…
Matt and Jay: IF SHE LISTENED TO US WHILE TAKING A BATH!!
Jay: Anyhoodle, on Sunday’s show, we need to answer these charges about being all immature n’shit.
Matt: I agree. Because we both know we can be funny and still address serious issues logically.
Jay: Damn straight, and thus, the show is scheduled and I titled it, “But Seriously Folks”
Matt: That is brilliant, and…quite mature.
Jay: Thank You.
Matt: You’re welcome and I will see you on the radio Sunday at Noon ET on I’m With Stupid.
Jay: Damn right you will, and the blasphemer is going to get a more than public dressing down.
Matt: Word.
Join us Sunday at Noon ET on IWS on Blog Talk Radio. We will be defending our honor and maturity, and hope you listen and call-in to help us.
Cheers!!
Matt: You’ve reached the Immaturity Help-Line, how may I direct your childish call?
Jay: Hey there TUFF GUY.
Matt: How you doin’, you BAD ASS, you?
Jay: Man, who knew what a draft dodging pussy Ted Nugent was and is?
Matt: Ha Ha…Wait for it…
Jay and Matt: WE DID!!
Matt: Poor tough guy Ted.
Jay: Yeah. The Motor City Fancy Boy couldn’t show up for Vietnam, but he did for our website.
Matt: And for that, we are eternally grateful.
Jay: Or something.
Matt: Hey did you see that we have been getting hits from NBC Universal out of NYC?
Jay: Oh hell yes I did. They probably want to make a sitcom out of us being internet radio stars.
Matt: Probably, but we are so above that type of mindless, ghetto tripe.
Jay: We are?
Matt: No, not really.
Jay: Maybe it’s Tamron Hall who is checking us out.
Matt: In my fantasy life I think you are right, and I just got a boner.
Jay: I’d prefer you keep your erection updates to yourself.
Matt: You know what I can’t keep to myself?
Jay: What’s that, your self-loathing?
Matt: No, no, no…They way we were viciously attacked as being immature, 12 year old boys this week.
Jay: Ohhhh, no kiddin’!! I have spent the week re-examining my inner-self after that, and I’m still pissed.
Matt: Same here.
Jay: We should address this beyond the website.
Matt: Someone needs to go down for that incalcitrant remark.
Jay: I mean…that observation holds no weight.
Matt: IKR? And dig it. I was chatting with a hot babe and she said that she is taking a bath now so she can listen to our show while clean and shiny.
Jay: That’s sweet, but she’ll need another one after listening to us.Matt: You know what would be really hot?
Jay: Ha Ha…wait for it…
Matt and Jay: IF SHE LISTENED TO US WHILE TAKING A BATH!!
Jay: Anyhoodle, on Sunday’s show, we need to answer these charges about being all immature n’shit.
Matt: I agree. Because we both know we can be funny and still address serious issues logically.
Jay: Damn straight, and thus, the show is scheduled and I titled it, “But Seriously Folks”
Matt: That is brilliant, and…quite mature.
Jay: Thank You.
Matt: You’re welcome and I will see you on the radio Sunday at Noon ET on I’m With Stupid.
Jay: Damn right you will, and the blasphemer is going to get a more than public dressing down.
Matt: Word.
Join us Sunday at Noon ET on IWS on Blog Talk Radio. We will be defending our honor and maturity, and hope you listen and call-in to help us.
Cheers!!
