Jay loquitur….Matt loquitur. You…audire.
Jayman: Hellooooooooo, is the lady of the hou---?
Matt-Man: Man, this sucks.
Jayman: What does? That I called? You told me to call you...you passive-aggressive little man, you.
Matt-Man: No, no, no...that we have to do our show prepination on Friday nights now.
Jayman: Well…If Drive-By Mikey would stop changing your hours and you wouldn’t take your kid out to breakfast, all would be on schedule.
Matt-Man: Well…I have no choice when it comes to Mike, but my kid needs me.
Jayman: You are the last thing Ryno needs.
Matt-Man: Huh…That’s exactly what his mom says.
Jayman: So Sunday’s show…The big Easter Extravaganza!! Woo Hoo!!
Matt-Man: Gonna be huge…What should we talk about?
Jayman: Oh I don’t know…Easter stuff.
Matt-Man: See? That’s why you are a marketing genius.
Jayman: Oh hush. I don’t take compliments well.
Matt-Man: Are you blushing?
Jayman: Oh Hell no…I encourage compliments. I probably don’t get as many as I deserve.
Matt-Man: We can talk about Easter memories from our childhoods.
Jayman: That’s always a crowd pleaser. We could also talk about the significance of Easter itself.
Matt-Man: Exactly…We like to have fun, but be historically accurate and informational as well.
Jayman: Right…and that is why we should shine the light on those who we deem to be God-Awful Christians.
Matt-Man; Damn right…Some people take God’s name in vain, just by waking up in the morning.
Jayman: Exactly…There are some alleged “Christians” who should simply be shot. Just sayin’.
Matt-Man: Word.
Jayman: Sounds like a great show…Jay, Matt, and Jesus. What the Hell could be better?
Matt-Man: Damn right…Oh, and we could talk about what we are having for our Easter feasts.
Jayman: Well, you’re pretty much having any dough like substance that doesn’t move, aren’t ya?
Matt-Man: Oh yeahhhhhh, but that does NOT include Newt Gingrich…and you?
Jayman: I’m keeping that under wraps until the show, baby.
Matt-Man: Once again with the clever marketing, you stud, you.
Jayman: Well, I guess we’re set.
Matt-Man: I guess we are.
Jayman: Okay then…
Matt-Man: Alright…
Jayman: Hang up now.
Matt-Man: No, you hang up first.
Jayman: Let’s hang up together
Matt-Man: Okay
Jayman: One…
Matt-Man: Two…
Schmoop (from the Bagwine dining room table): Hang the damn phones up you insufferable Marys!!
Jayman and Matt-Man: Hee...“click”
So guys and gals, join Jayman and Matt-Man tomorrow, Easter Sunday on I’m With Stupid as they break down all things resurrection related on their big Easter Extravaganza.
That’s tomorrow, Easter Sunday, live at 12 Noon ET on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio.
Oh…Need a link to the live show? It’s in your Easter basket right…HERE!!
Cheers!!
Jayman: Hellooooooooo, is the lady of the hou---?
Matt-Man: Man, this sucks.
Jayman: What does? That I called? You told me to call you...you passive-aggressive little man, you.Matt-Man: No, no, no...that we have to do our show prepination on Friday nights now.
Jayman: Well…If Drive-By Mikey would stop changing your hours and you wouldn’t take your kid out to breakfast, all would be on schedule.
Matt-Man: Well…I have no choice when it comes to Mike, but my kid needs me.
Jayman: You are the last thing Ryno needs.
Matt-Man: Huh…That’s exactly what his mom says.
Jayman: So Sunday’s show…The big Easter Extravaganza!! Woo Hoo!!
Matt-Man: Gonna be huge…What should we talk about?
Jayman: Oh I don’t know…Easter stuff.
Matt-Man: See? That’s why you are a marketing genius.
Jayman: Oh hush. I don’t take compliments well.
Matt-Man: Are you blushing?
Jayman: Oh Hell no…I encourage compliments. I probably don’t get as many as I deserve.
Matt-Man: We can talk about Easter memories from our childhoods.
Jayman: That’s always a crowd pleaser. We could also talk about the significance of Easter itself.
Matt-Man: Exactly…We like to have fun, but be historically accurate and informational as well.
Jayman: Right…and that is why we should shine the light on those who we deem to be God-Awful Christians.
Matt-Man; Damn right…Some people take God’s name in vain, just by waking up in the morning.
Jayman: Exactly…There are some alleged “Christians” who should simply be shot. Just sayin’.
Matt-Man: Word.
Jayman: Sounds like a great show…Jay, Matt, and Jesus. What the Hell could be better?
Matt-Man: Damn right…Oh, and we could talk about what we are having for our Easter feasts.
Jayman: Well, you’re pretty much having any dough like substance that doesn’t move, aren’t ya?Matt-Man: Oh yeahhhhhh, but that does NOT include Newt Gingrich…and you?
Jayman: I’m keeping that under wraps until the show, baby.
Matt-Man: Once again with the clever marketing, you stud, you.
Jayman: Well, I guess we’re set.
Matt-Man: I guess we are.
Jayman: Okay then…
Matt-Man: Alright…
Jayman: Hang up now.
Matt-Man: No, you hang up first.
Jayman: Let’s hang up together
Matt-Man: Okay
Jayman: One…
Matt-Man: Two…
Schmoop (from the Bagwine dining room table): Hang the damn phones up you insufferable Marys!!
Jayman and Matt-Man: Hee...“click”
So guys and gals, join Jayman and Matt-Man tomorrow, Easter Sunday on I’m With Stupid as they break down all things resurrection related on their big Easter Extravaganza.
That’s tomorrow, Easter Sunday, live at 12 Noon ET on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio.
Oh…Need a link to the live show? It’s in your Easter basket right…HERE!!
Cheers!!
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