Showing posts with label Bill Donohue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Donohue. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Dare to be a Daniel

“Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.”
--Albert Camus

French thinker Albert Camus along with his intellectual predecessor hailing from Denmark, Søren Kierkegaard, are two of my favorite philosophers of all time.

Those two rank number two and three right behind President of the Catholic League, William Donohue, who can still make an argument for the perfection of the Catholic Church even though it is obvious to many of us, that Bill’s every day anger is merely a mask to cover memories of being fondled by a Catholic Priest when he was but eight years old…or something.

But I digress…

Anyway, I was desperately trying to think of something to write for today, when a guy came through the Beer Mine in order to purchase a six pack of Budweiser bottles.

As I handed the six pack of bottles to him he said, “Could I have a bag for those?”

As that request always pisses me off, I said jokingly, “But it conveniently comes with a handle.”

To which he chuckled and responded, “I know, but I have nosy neighbors.”

Y’know?  Camus was right.  Here’s this dude some 55 years old or so worrying that his neighbors may see him take some beer into his own fucking home.

Dear God…and this is not the first time I have had this experience.  I have witnessed often the, “could I have a bag so my neighbors don’t see me drinking so many times.”

Every time it happens, I cringe and think, “Why the hell do you hide who you are or what you do from neighbors whom you probably don’t even give a shit about?”

Granted, Camus said it more eloquently in the introductory quote, but you know what I am preachin’ here people!!  It drives me nuts because there are plenty of examples such as that that unfold every day.

People who say openly and/or privately…

“I don’t want others to know that I take my kids to McDonalds.”

“I hide my smoking because my peers will look at me condescendingly.”

“I go to Church every Sunday, not to worship a God and Jesus about whose tenets I haven’t the vaguest clues nor live by, but rather, just to be seen.”

Man…it is sad that so many fully developed, adult human beings are so incredibly afraid of what others think about them, that they devolve into something that they are not.

Sad, that they hide who they are.

Far too many people hide their true feelings in order to be accepted into certain social groups, neighborhoods, political parties, and most sadly, one on one relationships.

It never works out.  When one conforms to societal norms that go against who he or she is, there is bondage. Bondage of the human spirit, and the end result is almost always, self loathing and displaced hatred towards others.

Folks today need to get out of their emotional and societal easy chairs and dare to stand alone.  Or as Camus said…

“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.”

Sadly, too often today, personal freedom is looked upon as being a form of rebellion, but it is a revolution for which we should take up arms in the form of individuality, and fight.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com
@mattmaniws

Monday, November 28, 2011

Bill O'Reilly and the War on Christmas: The Spin Stops Here

Caution!!  The spin stops here!!

Bill O’Reilly here for I’m With Stupid, and you’re probably already asking yourselves…

“Why would a man of O’Reilly’s, grandiose and soon-to-be cast in bronze on public squares image, go slumming for attention on this internet rag sheet?”

Because folks, I’m looking out for you, and must call a pinhead a pinhead when I see one, and yesterday?

I’m With Stupid’s Senior War on Christmas correspondent, Marty Martstein, showed through his idiotic elocution, that he is indeed, a pinhead.

You see, like most socialist progressives…

Mr. Martstein via his IWS article yesterday, attacked Christians as being hypocrites and savages because there were a handful of minor incidents and injuries on Black Friday as 80% of America rushed to get jawbone of an ass dropping deals on today’s versions of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, in order to celebrate the birthday of Christ.

Mr. Martstein reported that during the Black Friday for Christ festivities, a grandfather in Phoenix was beaten by security, a man in Oakland was shot, customers in LA were pepper sprayed, and in Little Rock, fights and ass cheeks broke out over two dollar waffle irons during what appeared to be a plumbers’ convention.

All very cutesy of our secular friend Mr. Martstein, but all in all, not very fair and balanced.  You see…

What Mr. Martstein fails to report is, that without injury to body or soul, millions of Christ-Loving Americans made their epic journeys to the stores in order to “pay it forward” in His name, and like Mary and Joseph were counted as Christians in the cultural census in spite of throngs of Herod worshipping secularists and shopkeepers.

So typical of Mr. Martstein and the loony Left, and it speaks volumes of their drug-addled, hippie upbringing.

I don’t know what went on at Christmas in Mr. Martstein’s household when he was a kid, but when I grew up in a working class neighborhood of Levittown NY., and my father worked his middle-class job as a currency counter for an oil company, Christmas meant Midnight Mass, praising the birth of the Christ child, and reviewing my first term grades that I had earned while attending the non-government supported, Chaminade High School in Mineola.

Christmas also meant that mom would serve sauterne punch and rum soaked petit fours, but that’s a story for my next book, which of course if you are a premium member of The O’Reilly Factor, you will be able to receive at a steep discount…anyway…

After Mass, we would all meet on the steps of the Church, and in our sauterne and rum induced jocularity, say, “Merry Christmas” to one and other, and let me tell you…

Back in those days, had Mr. Martstein been around to protest our Merry Christmases to one and other, I would have punched him in his pinhead, and shoved a crucifix and an Advent candle up his ass.  That’s just the way it was back then.

But now, we Christians aren’t permitted to do such things.  We Christians, in the name of tolerance, are expected to sit in silence and embrace cultures and religions that get their feelings hurt if we dare mention the birth of Jesus Christ.  And boy do they get all bent out of shape when we do that.

I have done research that shows that 99% of atheists, secularists, Muslims, and other anti-Christ store goers get their burkas in a wad over store employees saying "Merry Christmas" to them this time of year.*

Well you know what?  Fuck it…The fucking thing sucks…I’ll write it and we’ll do it live.  Right here and right now.

We Christians can now tell pinheads like Marty Martstein that the shoe of the fisherman is on the other foot and we have the upper hand.

The Jesus hating progressives may be the 99 per centers, but we are the one percent of Americans that will get Raptured up…and we are occupying righteousness.

Merry Christmas, and bring me the Head of Bill Mahar,

Bill O’Reilly

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*Research provided to Bill-O by President of the Catholic League, Bill Donohue, over fried tilapia bites, and a fifth of Jameson’s at O’Leary’s in Secaucus, NJ.  Neither left a tip.