Hola healthy baby advocates! On Wednesday’s episode of IWS special guest co-host Warrior_Kat and Jayman talked briefly about the subject of breastfeeding in public. An adorable caller named Katie also chimed in with her opinion on this divisive subject. We also talked about the “controversy” over women in the military breastfeeding publicly. Anyway, Jayman thought he should take a few minutes today to make Jayman’s position clear so there is no confusion. And, Jayman obviously thinks this is done best in third person.
As Jayman mentioned on the show, there was a time when he was one of those people who thought women should cover up or, better yet, find a private place to breastfeed. But, that was the old Jayman. That was before Jayman educated himself on this subject and saw the light. And, most importantly, it was also before Jayman was introduced to La Leche League.
After seeing many members of La Leche League in action, Jayman realized he didn’t need to risk getting on their bad side he had been wrong all along about this issue. It isn’t just about what’s right for your baby. The superiority of breastfeeding over formula is pretty well documented. It’s also about radical militant women not just breastfeeding in public, but forcing everyone to see them and support them defending a mother’s right to breastfeed her child anywhere and at any time.
Jayman was horrified impressed with La Leche’s ability to browbeat vigorously force their agenda on educated everyone on this issue. And after reassessing his personal safety situation studying the issue, Jayman realized there was no reason for anyone at La Leche to know his name La Leche was on the side of the angles and Jayman should just admit he was wrong. Jayman basically realized he would rather piss off Al Qaeda than make anyone at La Leche mad at him.
So, Jayman wants everyone to know that he isn’t just an advocate for breastfeeding; he too believes that moms who don’t breastfeed are bad moms. Now, Jayman knows this will upset some moms and he feels bad about that. But, the evidence is clear that breastfeeding is way, WAY better for babies and really does help create that special bond between mother and child. And it’s that bond that Jayman, along with La Leche will defend whenever and wherever necessary.
If Jayman at is at Pizza Hut or KFC or any other establishment and sees a mother being hassled by the restaurant staff because she’s breastfeeding, he won’t hesitate to jump in the middle of the fray and defend the mother. If the police try to stop a woman from doing a little natural and beautiful bonding with her child in a public park, Jayman will stand up to the jack-booted thugs on her behalf. And more importantly when Jayman hears of a friend on social media or in his family having a baby, he will make a point to ask them if they are breastfeeding. And God help them if they aren’t because Jayman will shame them into it!
So, just in case someone from La Leche happens upon this post or Wednesday’s show, they should just know that Jayman has their back. Jayman supports them ONE HUNDRED PERCET. There’s no need to worry about Jayman at all. Nope. None. Zero. Zilch. Zippo. NAH-DAH! Jayman is your friend. There’s nothing to see here La Leche, just move along. Just go back to worrying about people who don’t support you with every ounce of their being like Jayman does.
In other news, on Wednesday’s show Jayman’s BFF, the lovely and talented Warrior_Kat sat in for Matt-Man who was unavailable. Jay and Kat talked about breastfeeding, Justin Combs and about the sugary drinks ban in NYC. In between they took calls and engaged in witty banter about what’s going on in their lives. It was a great sow and you should totally check it out!
Hola internet peeps of any and all ethnicity, gender, religion or sexual orientation.
If you’re not an NBA fan you might not know about Linsanity that is sweeping the nation. It’s the over the top amazement that little known, undrafted Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks is suddenly destroying everyone he plays against. I have to admit, I got caught up in it too while he was in the process of 38 Lintastic points on the Lakers.
Jeremy Lin is Chinese-American. Why is this important? Well, because he’s an Asia dude, and Harvard grad no less, playing in the NBA. If he were black or white, it would be a nice story, but he wouldn’t be considered a Phenom. And, there wouldn’t be stereotypical Asian jokes made at his expense either. On Friday night Twitter was overflowing with them. But one … AND ONLY ONE … has people OMG OUTRAGED! And, it was by none other than good old Jason Whitlock…
Get it? Asian guys have small penises. Funny, no? It’s not? Actually, it is. Come on, admit it, you’ve made the Asian dude has a small penis joke too. Maybe not on Twitter, because if you did it on Twitter you couldn’t pretend to be super sensitive never made a joke based on racial stereotypes guy when other people do.
Yeah, I get it, you hate Whitlock. You hate his schtick. His act gets old with you. He’s a troll. Whatever. You say Whitlock is a “racist” who screams “racism all the time” but then tweets “racist” remarks. But, that’s not true. Jason Whitlock only screams racism when there isn’t any racism to be found. And when there is real, legitimate racism? He defends what is said. THAT’S his schtick. You can hate it, and him, but please at least get it right.
In fact, I dare say that anyone who makes the claim that Whitlock “screams racism all the time” is actually, just applying their racist belief that all black people scream racism all the time.
Also stop taking Twitter, Tumblr, Blogs, Facebook and YOURSELF so damn seriously people. Lighten up. There’s a huge difference between making jokes based on racial stereotypes and saying “I have absolutely nothing against African-Americans. … I just hate Niggers!” As someone I know did last week. Now THAT’S racism!
We all make jokes based on stereotypes all the time. Whether it is about whites, blacks, Asians, Hispanics, men, women, fat people, and people from a particular region of the country and on and on, we’ve all made these jokes. You can’t be offended by one, but laugh at others. It’s all or nothing. Take one side or the other and stick to it.
So, the stereotype is that Asian dudes have small penises. Is that such a bad thing to have to live with? I haven’t seen any Asian dudes naked, so I can’t comment on this personally. But, look at it from Whitlock’s point of view. He’s black. The stereotype for black dudes is that they all have HUGE cocks. Which stereotype is easier to live with?
If you’re an Asian guy who has an average sized cock, and women expect it to be much smaller, they’ll never be disappointed. But, if you’re a black guy and you have a teeeeeny-weeny wee-wee, think of the emotional problems that would cause knowing that every woman would be disappointed with him?
See Asian guys? Sometimes stereotypes can actually be turned into a positive.
*EDIT* Jason Whitlock was browbeat and shamed by the ninnies and crybabies into issuing an apology for being a human being and engaging in the very same activity that 90% of the people bitching engage in all the time.
This week for our Babe of the Week feature, IWS presents the best celebrity boobies.
Scarlett Johannson
Rachel McAdams
Monica Bellucci
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Natalie Portman
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In other news, we Celebrated Boobies on the I'm With Stupid Podcast. We talked about all kinds of boobies. Big, small and everything in between. Also, we had a Big Boobs vs Small Boobs debate as Matt-Man lacks the appropriate level of admiration that Jayman believes small boobies deserve. And Jayman told his famous "Fake Boob Deflates in a Vegas Strip Club Story" And then of course, we had our "Pee Break w/ Schmoop" segment to pull it all together.
Also, we paid our respects to Whitney Houston and discussed her untimely death. Overall, probably our most ridiculous show ever. But, still fun and charming as always. So, check it out! Please?
Matt: “Hello” Jay: “Hey there Matt.” Matt: “Oh hi Jay.” Jay: “How ya doing?” Matt: “Good. You?” Jay: “Oh pretty good.” Matt: “That’s good to hear.” Jay: “And Schmoop?” Matt: “She’s doing great.” Jay: “Awesome!” Matt: “Yeah. And the Jaymom?” Jay: “She’s great too. Excited that might actually get cold this weekend.” Matt: “Oh well I hope it does then.” Jay: “Yeah” Matt: “Mm-Hmm” Jay: “Yuuup” Matt: “Well, okay I guess.” Jay: “Yeah, hey, have a good day dude.” Matt: “Oh you too! You too!” Jay: “Thanks.” Matt: “Anytime. Later.” Jay: “Bye.”
Jay: “Oh hey! Before you go...” Matt: “Yes?” Jay: “Boobs” Matt: “Boobs?” Jay: “Boooooooooobieeeeeeeees” Matt: “I like ‘em. Why do you ask?” Jay: “That’s our show this week. Celebrating Boobies.” Matt: “A whole show about boobies?” Jay: “Sure, why not?” Matt: “Just 45 minutes of talking about boobies?” Jay: “Yeah. Everybody loves boobs. Big boobs, small boobs, perky, droopy ...” Matt: “I don’t like it.” Jay: “YOU DON’T?” Matt: “No. I FREAKING LOVE IT!” Jay: “HELL YEAH!”
There you go again kids. High quality, intense and down right brilliant show prep in action. There’s no wondering why they call us “The hardest working guys in internet radio” when you see something like this.
And, be sure to join us as we Celebrate Boobies on Saturday at 11 PM ET on I’m With Stupid. As a part of the show, Matt-Man and Jayman will debate Small vs Big Boobies. We have a slight differing of opinion on this topic. We will also talka bout body image and some of the great boobies we seen and would like to see. Spoiler Alert: We’d like to see every woman’s boobs.
So be sure to join us and call in with your thoughts on boobies too. And, then listen in the archives anytime you feel like it 24/7!
It’s Saturday kids! And that means it’s time for another installment of “Matt Said, Jay Said.” I know you’re excited!
Matt: “I just got the baby oil warmed up and ready for your call.” Jay: “Did you put the bottle in a pan of warm water to heat it up?” Matt: “I see you’ve done this before.” Jay: “You could also just put the bottle in your armpit for a while. That will warm it up too.”
Jay: “Did you see that Nick Ashford died?” Matt: “Yup, read that this morning.” Jay: “I guess he’s ‘Solid as a Rock’ then. Hey-OOOOOOOOOH!” Matt: “You sick fuck.”
Jay: “Everyone was on Twitter this morning” Matt: “I thought someone had sent up the Jaysignal” Jay: “Why?” Matt: “You showed up and suddenly everyone was there. Just long enough to say ‘good morning’ and suddenly they were all gone again.” Jay: “Twitter is like everyone meeting in the lobby. Nod and say hello and then go on about your business.” Matt: “And at the end of the day we’ll do it again. Just long enough to say ‘good night.’”
Matt: “Uh-Oh!” Jay: “What??” Matt: “Da-da-da-DUMMMMM! Angry Mailman™ is here. The world’s only angry mailman.” Jay: “Maybe you should wave and be nice to him? Maybe that’s all it would take for him to stop being angry and start being happy. Just one person who cares.” Matt: “No. He scares me. He’s so mean dogs run away FROM HIM!”
Matt: “Oh hey! A secret note has been slipped under the door.” Jay: “The fox is in the henhouse. I say again, the fox is in the henhouse.” Matt: “The cookie has been baked.” Jay: “The wet bird flies at night.” Matt: “Ha .. Oh … They’re just painting the parking stripes in the parking lot tomorrow.” Jay: “Boring.”
Matt: “Maybe I’ll go down there and heckle them while they’re painting.”
Matt: “You call that a straight line?” Jay: “You didn’t account for the curvature of the Earth on that one!” Matt: “Michelangelo you AIN’T!” Jay: “Did you paint over that pebble instead of brushing it out of the way?” Matt: “The left line is longer than the right. I can tell from here.” *while sitting in my lawn chair drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette*
Jay: “So, it’s our One Year Anniversary Extravaganza!” Matt: “Yup. Gonna be HUGE Jay! HUGE! We can talk about our favorite episodes and favorite audio files.” Jay: “And favorite guests” Matt: “Right. And maybe some people will call in. Not likely, but maybe. Maybe someone will sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to us?” Jay: “And we’ll mock everyone who thought it would never last. Like everyone in our families and well, pretty much everyone including us.”
Matt: “And we’ll preview Season 2. Do we need a new show open? New boobies? We probably do need new boobies.” Jay: “We can always use new boobies. Always.Plus we might talk about new ideas or features for Season 2.Maybe replace correspondents or something.” Matt: “We might have to replace Ivan Dixon with Kenneth Washington.” Jay: “Or we might need a new Darren.” Matt: “Exactly! Important decisions.”
Jay: “Okay, I think we’re ready!” Matt: “Gonna be HUGE!”
And don’t forget to listen to our Anniversary Extravaganza Saturday night at 6:30 pm EDT and Part II on Monday at 11 am EDT!! It will be a good time for one and all.
