Holaaaaaa Conspiracy Theorists! Well, someone got loose from Fox News again this week. “Straight” news chick Heather Childers found a really juicy story on one of those right-wing conspiracy websites that she thought Fox views needed to hear about. But, since the story is laughably moronic, she had to play it the Fox News way.
Instead of saying it was interesting or it needed to be investigates she just asked for everyone’s “thoughts” that Obama had threatened to kill Chelsea Clinton if Bill or Hillary told anyone Barack was born in Kenya. Apparently asking for “thoughts’ on Twitter is the equivalent to repeating an internet rumor on air with Fox News’ patented “Some people have said…”
So, here are some other conspiracies and bullshit stories that Fox News anchors want their viewers to hear about, but they can’t actually talk about on air…
@BretBaier: “Story: Barack Obama fathered two black kids.” Thoughts?
@JulieBanderas: “Source: Hillary Clinton pregnant with Vlad Putin’s love child.” Thoughts?
@GretchenCarlson: “NBA star admits Obama likes to move hard left.” Thoughts?
@SteveDoocey: “Reports: Former high ranking Kenyan official: ‘Obama born in Uganda’” Thoughts?
@NeilCavuto: “Wall Street Journal proves conclusively Mitt Romney is barely even Middle Class.” Thoughts?
@AlisynCamerota: “Rick Santorum: ‘Cali universities no longer teach American History’” Thoughts?*
@CarlCameron: “Owner of gay bar in Sheboygan: ‘Obama is gay, he was a regular here!’” Thoughts?
@MonicaCrowley: “Shocker! First Lady Michelle ‘beat the shit out of’ Dennis Kucinich” Thoughts?
@EricBolling: “Sources: Joe Biden to get new hair plugs before the election.” Thoughts?
@LindaChavez: “Story: Obama plans an elite Blacks Only federal police force in second term.” Thoughts?
@JudgeNapolitano: “Sources: Obama wants to expand Supreme Court to 21 members in second term.” Thoughts?
And that’s just the stories they were pushing this morning. Very sincere apologies will be coming tomorrow for their “inappropriate” tweeting of “rumors” but they got the word out.
*Actually, Santorum DID make that claim.
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In other news, Wednesday’s “One and Done” episode of I’m With Stupid covered a lot of ground. Jayman talked about his great victory over DiGiorno Pizza, but his frustration with some other Social Media sites. There was a little TMI, and then Matt-Man shared some thoughts on people ordering virtual strangers to “accept” Jesus into their lives. Then short discussions about Mitt Romney’s big(ish) wins on Tuesday and Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino’s motorcycle accident. Then, we launched a few Molotov Mocktails.
All that and so much more so check us out! You’ll be happy you did!
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