Matt переговоры, Jay переговоры, You слушать.
Matt: “Why hello there young man!”
Jay: “Howdy Do!”
Matt: *bang* “Owe! Damn!”
Jay: “What the hell man?”
Matt: “I just banged my knee on the desk.”
Jay: “Dumb ass.”
Matt: “That was hurtful.”
Jay: “Well yeah, the knee is sensitive.”
Matt: “I was talking about YOU.”
Jay: “Me?? Insensitive? No way, I’m sweet ask anyone.”
Matt: “Oh I know. I’ve heard non-stop how sweet you are.”
Jay: “See?”
Matt: “And I’m thinking it’s about time to set the record STRAIGHT!”
Jay: “Now THAT hurts.”
Jay: “Howdy Do!”
Matt: *bang* “Owe! Damn!”
Jay: “What the hell man?”
Matt: “I just banged my knee on the desk.”
Jay: “Dumb ass.”
Matt: “That was hurtful.”
Jay: “Well yeah, the knee is sensitive.”
Matt: “I was talking about YOU.”
Jay: “Me?? Insensitive? No way, I’m sweet ask anyone.”
Matt: “Oh I know. I’ve heard non-stop how sweet you are.”
Jay: “See?”
Matt: “And I’m thinking it’s about time to set the record STRAIGHT!”
Jay: “Now THAT hurts.”
Jay: “We have decent blog traffic, but we need more comments.”
Matt: “I agree. Comments and interacting with people is part of the fun.”
Jay: “Of course, you know the only way to get comments…”
Matt: “I know, we have to comment on other blogs more.”
Jay: “So, I was thinking we could assign each of us blogs to comment on.”
Matt: “How many”
Jay: “I don’t know. Like 5 or 6 each day, but not the same ones every day.”
Matt: “Oh yeah, that way there’s no overlap and we can hit lots of blogs.”
Jay: “Right.”
Matt: “Okay, we should find blogs we like and then figure out the schedule.”
Jay: “Good idea. I’ll take the blogs written by Asian chicks.”
Matt: “Ha! Of course you will!”
Jay: “You can have all the longwinded people who write like 2,000 words a day.”
Matt: “Uh, I think we might need to balance this out a bit.”
Jay: “Oh, okay. That’s cool. I’m all about fairness.”
Matt: “I agree. Comments and interacting with people is part of the fun.”
Jay: “Of course, you know the only way to get comments…”
Matt: “I know, we have to comment on other blogs more.”
Jay: “So, I was thinking we could assign each of us blogs to comment on.”
Matt: “How many”
Jay: “I don’t know. Like 5 or 6 each day, but not the same ones every day.”
Matt: “Oh yeah, that way there’s no overlap and we can hit lots of blogs.”
Jay: “Right.”
Matt: “Okay, we should find blogs we like and then figure out the schedule.”
Jay: “Good idea. I’ll take the blogs written by Asian chicks.”
Matt: “Ha! Of course you will!”
Jay: “You can have all the longwinded people who write like 2,000 words a day.”
Matt: “Uh, I think we might need to balance this out a bit.”
Jay: “Oh, okay. That’s cool. I’m all about fairness.”
Jay: “So Dana and Mike are coming on to talk May-December relationships.”
Matt: “Will Mike be out of his Sunday School class in time?”
Jay: “Yeah, the youngest go early.”
Matt: “Excellent!”
Jay: “At the pace we’re going, we might run out of jokes before the show.”
Matt: “It’s a risk I’m willing to take.”
Jay: “I’m sure we’ll have enough ammo.”
Matt: “I can make juvenile jokes to infinity.”
Jay: “That’s why you’re so popular.”
Matt: “It’s almost a burden.”
Jay: “I have no doubt.”
Matt: “So we’ll “Rock the Cradle of Love?”
Jay: “Yup, and Dana can talk about being a Cougar.”
Matt: “This is gonna be a HUGE show!”
Jay: “Even by our standards, this will be pretty big!”
Matt: “Will Mike be out of his Sunday School class in time?”
Jay: “Yeah, the youngest go early.”
Matt: “Excellent!”
Jay: “At the pace we’re going, we might run out of jokes before the show.”
Matt: “It’s a risk I’m willing to take.”
Jay: “I’m sure we’ll have enough ammo.”
Matt: “I can make juvenile jokes to infinity.”
Jay: “That’s why you’re so popular.”
Matt: “It’s almost a burden.”
Jay: “I have no doubt.”
Matt: “So we’ll “Rock the Cradle of Love?”
Jay: “Yup, and Dana can talk about being a Cougar.”
Matt: “This is gonna be a HUGE show!”
Jay: “Even by our standards, this will be pretty big!”
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