What is a snob?
Well…according to what I have read while in search of a definitive answer, a snob is:
“Someone who believes that some people are inherently inferior to him or her for any one of a variety of reasons.”
Me, being the open-minded person that I am, love and/or allow vast and varied types of personages to grace and interspertiate my carefree, rock star life, however…
Of the people whom I dislike the most (other than bullies), the people who make my colon tighten and what not the most, would be pretentious snobs.
Oh sure, horrid folks such as, murderers, rapists, and molester types abound, but those folks typically end up incarcerated; the snobs? They live among us, and I loathe those people.
As many of you know, as an internet superstar I have to, and do, spend a goodly amount of time on a variety of social media platforms, and let me tell you…
A lot of you people are horrid human beings!! And the worst thing is, you are horrid to others, based upon their very livelihoods and existence!!
I hear a lot of you ladies out there talking about how your husband/significant other/mimbo of the week, is not providing for you because he works at a loser type of job. Tsk Tsk Tsk
If that is a problem for you snobs of female femininity here’s a suggestion…
Go get a job that pays for your ever-widening bon bon eating asses OR, cut back on the bon bons and work a salad or two into your diet OR, find a guy who will do whatever it takes to bring you the carbohydrates you so richly deserve…and crave.
Jesus Christ!! I have met some bitches in my life, but some of you faux-hot chicks on Twitter and Facebook take the cake…and eat it while you’re bitching. Oy!!
And seriously, guys?
There’s no need to make fun of another guy because he works at McDonald’s, buys on the cheap, and uses coupons.
I know, I know, guys…
Said dude, may not be as successful as you, but he is walking the walk and talking the talk by providing for himself and maybe a family, of which you probably used to have until you abandoned them while leaving no forwarding address with which Child Services could contact you.
Don't be a Gwyneth, my friends!!
When people make fun of others because of what they wear, what they can afford, where they work, and who they “are”, it makes me mad, and really? It sometimes makes me sick to my stomach.
I hate it.
Don’t get me wrong. If I think you are just downright stupid and/or an asshole, I’ll tell you so, but…
I will never do that based upon what you do, where you live, or what you “appear” to be. Never.
I can honestly say that while I may be a jerk, a jackass at times, and a sarcastic bastard, I am NOT a snob, because I actually wait until a person opens his or her mouth in order to determine if they are an asshole or not.
And really, when it comes down to it, assholes and non-assholes are the only two types of people in this world.
Ergo…If you are a snob, you are an asshole.
So stop it...asshole snob, you!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
And by the way, Jayman and I exposed the snobbishness of organized religion on the radio show yesterday. We had guests galore and sermoned a whole lot of funny, so check it out:
Email: neshobadude@yahoo.com
Twitter: @mattmaniws
Well…according to what I have read while in search of a definitive answer, a snob is:“Someone who believes that some people are inherently inferior to him or her for any one of a variety of reasons.”
Me, being the open-minded person that I am, love and/or allow vast and varied types of personages to grace and interspertiate my carefree, rock star life, however…
Of the people whom I dislike the most (other than bullies), the people who make my colon tighten and what not the most, would be pretentious snobs.
Oh sure, horrid folks such as, murderers, rapists, and molester types abound, but those folks typically end up incarcerated; the snobs? They live among us, and I loathe those people.
As many of you know, as an internet superstar I have to, and do, spend a goodly amount of time on a variety of social media platforms, and let me tell you…
A lot of you people are horrid human beings!! And the worst thing is, you are horrid to others, based upon their very livelihoods and existence!!
I hear a lot of you ladies out there talking about how your husband/significant other/mimbo of the week, is not providing for you because he works at a loser type of job. Tsk Tsk Tsk
If that is a problem for you snobs of female femininity here’s a suggestion…
Go get a job that pays for your ever-widening bon bon eating asses OR, cut back on the bon bons and work a salad or two into your diet OR, find a guy who will do whatever it takes to bring you the carbohydrates you so richly deserve…and crave.
Jesus Christ!! I have met some bitches in my life, but some of you faux-hot chicks on Twitter and Facebook take the cake…and eat it while you’re bitching. Oy!!
And seriously, guys?
There’s no need to make fun of another guy because he works at McDonald’s, buys on the cheap, and uses coupons.
I know, I know, guys…
Said dude, may not be as successful as you, but he is walking the walk and talking the talk by providing for himself and maybe a family, of which you probably used to have until you abandoned them while leaving no forwarding address with which Child Services could contact you.
When people make fun of others because of what they wear, what they can afford, where they work, and who they “are”, it makes me mad, and really? It sometimes makes me sick to my stomach.
I hate it.
Don’t get me wrong. If I think you are just downright stupid and/or an asshole, I’ll tell you so, but…
I will never do that based upon what you do, where you live, or what you “appear” to be. Never.
I can honestly say that while I may be a jerk, a jackass at times, and a sarcastic bastard, I am NOT a snob, because I actually wait until a person opens his or her mouth in order to determine if they are an asshole or not.
And really, when it comes down to it, assholes and non-assholes are the only two types of people in this world.
Ergo…If you are a snob, you are an asshole.
So stop it...asshole snob, you!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
And by the way, Jayman and I exposed the snobbishness of organized religion on the radio show yesterday. We had guests galore and sermoned a whole lot of funny, so check it out:
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Email: neshobadude@yahoo.com
Twitter: @mattmaniws
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